NOT HAPPENING

i know the command trigger you bastards. i heard it when it invaded my dreams. something about throwing the ball and catching the ball. "you can't catch the ball unless you throw it" or "you can't catch the ball before you throw it" or "to catch the ball you should throw the ball". i should have written it down straight away!

well guess what, you bastards - it doesn't work! never has, NEVER WILL. so FUCK YOU!!!

and i know you're still alive.
just remember you prick, everybody's life has a time limit